Meanwhile, I have so many hats, and they all serve a different purpose.
-This one keeps me capable of going to work after a game. (Though I bought a new Oakley visor to replace the Bauer one that came with it)
-This one represents my driving passion, but I won't wear it now. Juan Pablo Montoya is a NASCAR sell out, and so this one sits in the closet gathering dust. Perhaps I'll buy a Lewis Hamilton one this season. (Though I don't like the one I found online.)
-This one gets me called a "bandwagoner," even though I have been a Colts fan for years.
-This one brings back nothing but great memories from years gone by, and painfull ones from the past couple of years.
-This one gets a few funny looks here in Seattle, but it keeps me connected to my team. It also proves that I do not look good in green, and yet I still wear the damn thing from time to time.
-This one keeps the lights on. It is the most notorious hat at partys, and is always in a picture or two...And last but not least...
-This hat proves that I am in fact capable of ANYTHING, and that if someone tells me it's impossible, they must be wrong. (No, I really don't have that big of an ego, it just somehow works out that way.)
3 comments:
Hey, I know that guy!
It is kinda weird, I can only wear one hat at a time. I wear it until it gets all worn out, or displeases me in some other way.
It's kind of like a relationship.
I am currently shopping for a new hat.
And possibly a relationship.
Is the Coors Light one made of cans?
Sorry, but that last hat makes me think the person sporting it prefers the company of men in the sack.
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