NHL

So as the hockey season comes to a close, the playoff positions are becoming pretty definite, and the teams that are in or out are decided.

As a result:

Sorry, Phoenix, Chicago, Los Angeles, Edmonton, Columbus, St Louis, Phillidelphia, Washington, Boston, and Florida. It looks like you just aren't going to make it.

My Dallas Stars are in (and may end up playing the Nashville Predators?) and the Vancouver Canucks are in too (even if they didn't beat the Flames Saturday)!